there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just googled if crying burns calories
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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