apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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