Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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