Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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