well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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