3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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