Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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