I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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