Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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