Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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