***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Acid is not a monday night drug
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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