i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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