You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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