drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
jump out the window naked night went bad
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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