so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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