and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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