First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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