Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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