It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
