i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I want to fling myself into the sun
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
