if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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