I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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