I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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