Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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