Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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