if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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