It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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