How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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