But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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