I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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