We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dear god my vagina.
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