ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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