Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I FOUND THE LEGS
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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