why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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