5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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