The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
