Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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