You really coming over, don't trick.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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