I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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