Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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