I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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