How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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