Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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