Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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