her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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