I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What should our trivia night team be named?
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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