she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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