doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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