if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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