i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Randomize
