I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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