The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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