Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Holy sore nipples Batman
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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