WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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