I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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